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Shoplifting A Rolex Watch

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A young man was caught red handed shoplifting while he was trying to steal a Rolex watch from an exclusive jewellery store.

The shoplifter said to the jewellery store manager, “I’m really sorry. I would rather the police didn’t get involved. I know you probably don’t want all the fuss and bother either. How about if I just buy the watch and we forget about this?”

The manager agreed and had one of the store assistants write up the sales slip.

The shoplifter looked at the sales slip, gulped and asked, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?”

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