A sailing ship was crossing the Pacific Ocean, and one stormy night it san off an atoll in the middle of nowhere.
A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were the only survivors of the shipwreck, and the next morning they found themselves washed up on the shore, stranded on a deserted island.
After being there for a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down.
One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle, a perfect night for romance.
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the man.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.
The dog, seeing this display of affection between the man and she sheep, got jealous, and growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the guy had ever seen.
She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and between them, they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual.
It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze, perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Welshman started to get “those feelings” again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in.
He cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in her ear… “Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?”
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