Paddy and Murphy were working on a construction site that was a few miles away from home and they were staying in a hotel.
They got up in the morning and Paddy went in the bathroom to take a shower before going down to breakfast.
Murphy shouted out to him, “Paddy, did you find the shampoo?”
Paddy called back from the shower, “Oi did Murphy, Oi did, but it’s for dry hair and I’ve just wet mine”.
This joke was written by and originally appeared on The Laughline.
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