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Sexual Conquests

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Paddy and Seamus were having a few pints of Guinness in their local pub and discussing their sexual conquests with local women.

Paddy bragged to Seamus, “You know Seamus, I think I have had me every woman in this town, except of course me mother and me sister”.

“Well Paddy,” Seamus replied, “between you and me, I think we got them all!”


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