Paddy and Seamus were having a few pints of Guinness in their local pub and discussing their sexual conquests with local women.
Paddy bragged to Seamus, “You know Seamus, I think I have had me every woman in this town, except of course me mother and me sister”.
“Well Paddy,” Seamus replied, “between you and me, I think we got them all!”
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