One Saturday evening a teenage girl came downstairs for her date wearing a see through blouse and no bra.
Her grandmother, on seeing her dressed like that, through a right old fit, telling her not to dare to go out like that!
The teenager tells her grandmother: “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!”
And with that, out she goes and slams the door behind her.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and is shocked to find the grandmother sitting in the living room with no top on.
The teenager is so embarrassed that she wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that the way she is dressed is just not appropriate.
Her grandmother says: “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.!”
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