One Saturday evening a teenage girl came downstairs for her date and she was wearing a see through blouse and no bra.
Her grandmother, on seeing her dressed like that, threw a right old fit, telling her that she looked like a slut and not to dare to go out dressed like that!
The teenager told her grandmother: “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!”
And with that, out she went and slammmed the door behind her.
The next day, the teenager came down the stairs and was shocked to find her grandmother sitting in the living room with no top on.
The teenager was so embarrassed that she wanted to die.
She explained to her grandmother that she had friends coming over and that the way she was dressed was just not appropriate.
Her grandmother said: “Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.!”
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