Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it.
“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car”, he said.
“That’s right, sir,” said Murphy, the salesman. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks”.
“Fine”, says Sean, “In that case I need a new garage door”.
Murphy and Patrick went fishing one day down at the river, where Murphy knew a good spot to catch fish. Murphy was […]
Seamus bought his wife a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, his friend Murphy asked how she was doing with […]
Did you hear the story of the Irishman, the Englishman and the egg? An Irishman kept a chicken and every morning he […]
An Irish oil worker was on a job in the frozen north of Alaska. It was forty below zero one winter night […]
