Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it.
“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car”, he said.
“That’s right, sir,” said Murphy, the salesman. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks”.
“Fine”, says Sean, “In that case I need a new garage door”.
Murphy and Casey run into each other while walking their dogs. Murphy suggests lunch. Casey says, “They won’t let us in a […]
Two Irishmen are sightseeing in New York when they decide to call it a day and go for a drink. They come […]
Murphy and Paddy were sitting at a pub, drinking Guinness and watching the brothel across the street. They watched as a Baptist […]
Maggie Murphy was complaining about her husband, Paddy, spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along. […]
