Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it.
“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car”, he said.
“That’s right, sir,” said Murphy, the salesman. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks”.
“Fine”, says Sean, “In that case I need a new garage door”.
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Patrick came home from work one day with not one but two black eyes. “What in bejazus happened to you?” his wife […]
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