Sean purchased a new car, but the very next day he went back to the dealer from whom he bought it.
“I believe you gave me a guarantee with my car”, he said.
“That’s right, sir,” said Murphy, the salesman. “During the warranty period we will replace anything that breaks”.
“Fine”, says Sean, “In that case I need a new garage door”.
Seamus was thinking of buying a coffee maker but was concerned it might be too complicated to operate. The salesman assured him […]
Before getting on board a bus, an Irishman asked the driver, “What is the fare to the train station?” “Sixty cents,” said […]
Patrick and Siobhan were married and it was a typical Irish wedding, with most of the village present at the community hall […]
Mrs. Sullivan returned home to to Ireland from a vacation to France where she had taken a class in French Cooking. She […]
