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Scottish Lottery Winner

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Have you heard about the Scottish lottery winner? No? Well this is a good one, you will like this one. Not a lot, but you will like it.

Ok, so a Scotsman was convinced by a friend that he ought to buy a couple of lottery tickets, so reluctantly he went to the store where he bought a couple of tickets and parted with the money.

Well what do you know, the Scotsman won the Jackpot and became a millionaire.

However his friend noticed that after he won the big prize, the Scotsman didn’t seem happy.

“What’s wrong?” his friend asked. “You just became a millionaire, you should be over the moon!”

“I know”, the Scotsman groaned. “I just wish I hadn’t bought that second ticket!”


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