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A school teacher was given a speeding ticket for driving through a red light.

When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge if he could give priority to her case as she was due to be back in class.

The judge looked at her very sternly sternly and said, “So you are a school teacher?”

“Yes I am, your honor”, the school teacher nervously replied.

“I am about to realize a lifelong ambition”, the judge responded. “You sit down at that table over there and write: ‘I must not drive through a stop light’ FIVE HUNDRED TIMES!”

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