Imagine if you will this scene at a fine restaurant one evening in a fancy part of town, the sort of place where you have to get all dressed up and the food is more eye candy than calories.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant, when this absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table.
She gave the husband a great big kiss, then said she would see him later and walked away.
Numerous heads turned in the restaurant as the woman walked across the floor and then walked away, but the wife meanwhile just glared at her husband and said angrily, “And just who was that?”
“Oh,” replied the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
“Well, that’s the last straw,” said the wife. “I’ve had enough. I want a divorce!”
“I can understand that,” her husband replied, “but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours”.
Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who is that woman with Jim?” asked the wife.
“That’s his mistress,” her husband said.
“Ours is a lot prettier,” she replied.
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