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Scantily Clothed Woman

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The subject was SIN, and he was most certainly against it.

A scantily clothed woman with an amazing figure, who was  wearing not nearly enough clothes to hide much skin, came into church late.

She strode down the center aisle, close to the front, and sat down.

It was plain to the preacher that he had lost the men in his audience to this voluptuous sex object and that to continue with his prepared sermon would be a waste of time.

He shook a fist at her and said, “You are the Jezebel the good book tells us about. You have got the mind of every man in this building on evil thoughts and not good thoughts. But I am a man of God! You don’t affect me, and right now up in Heaven, Saint Finger is shaking his Peter at you!!”

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