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Saturday Night In The Nursing Home

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It was Saturday night in the nursing home and one old man was feeling like a bit of action, despite his 80 or so years of age.

He looked over at the old lady who was sitting next to him and said to her, “I know just what you need Doris. Give us $5 and I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair”.

The old lady looked surprised, but didn’t say a word and sat there watching television.

The old man called over to her again, “Come on Doris. For $10 I’ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there. Or, if you would prefer it, give me $20 and I’ll take you back to my room, light some candles and then give you the most romantic evening you’ve ever had in your life””

Still the old lady just sat there and said nothing, but after a couple minutes, she started digging down in her purse.

She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up for the old man to take.

“So you want the nice romantic evening in my room do you Doris,” the old man said, with a sly smile on his face.

“Oh no”, the old lady replied. “I want it Four Times in the rocking chair!”

I guess we have to be grateful for small mercies, like the fact this is a joke not a video! Eeeewwwww!

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