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Saturday Night In The Nursing Home

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It was Saturday night in the nursing home, and the old man was feeling a bit frisky, despite his 80 or so years of age.

He looked over and said to the old lady sitting next to him and said, “I know just what you’re wanting. For $5, I’ll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair.”

The old lady looked surprised, but didn’t say a word.

The old man continued, “For $10 I’ll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I’ll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you’ve ever had in your life.”

Still the old lady said nothing, but after a couple minutes, she started digging down in her purse.

She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up.

“So you want the nice romantic evening in my room,” said the old man.

“Get serious,” she replied. “Four Times in the rocking chair!”

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