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Two Irishmen went into a pub and after ordering two pints of Guinness, they took some sandwiches out of their pockets, unwrapped them and proceded to eat them.

Seeing what they were doing, bringing in their own food to eat instead of buying food from the bar, the barman walked over to their table.

“You can’t eat your own sandwiches in here”, complained the barman, leaving them with no doubt that he was not happy.

So, the two Irishmen passed their sandwiches across the table to each other and carried on eating.

The barman was stumped. I would have been too.

We challenge you to come up with a one-liner that will get the barman out of trouble, or maybe one that will get him into more. Just leave us a comment and we will publish the best.

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