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Rye bread. You either love it or hate it. Personally I love it. Actually I love any bread that’s full of seeds. Enough digressing though, this is a funny story about rye bread.

Two old men, one aged 80 and the other aged 87 years young, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog, and he wasn’t even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina, and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said; “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”

So, somewhat inspired by this remark, on the way home, the 80 year old stopped at the bakery.

As he was looking around, the lady at the counter asked if he needed any help.

He said; “Do you have any rye bread?”

The lady said; “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?”

He said; “I would like 5 loaves please.”

She said; “My goodness! Five loaves! By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it’ll be hard.”

He replied; “I can’t believe it, everybody in the world knows about this but me.”

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