His young son welcomed him home, saying, “How was it, Dad, I wish I could have been there?”
“It was terribly violent, son”, the Irishman said. “It was nothing short of brutal! In the break, the Irish skipper came off the field with a bruised testicle!”
“Oh no, he must have been in agony”.
“No, no, laddie”, his Dad replied, “it belonged to one of the Frenchmen”.
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