An Irishman came home from watching an international rugby match between Ireland and France.
His young son welcomed him home, saying, “How was it, Dad, I wish I could have been there?”
“It was terribly violent, son”, the Irishman said. “In fact it was nothing short of brutal! In the break, the Irish skipper came off the field with a bruised testicle!”
“Oh no, he must have been in agony”.
“No, no, laddie”, his Dad replied, “it belonged to one of the Frenchmen”.
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