Over dinner one evening, a wife says to her husband, “I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me. He used really bad language. He even threatened me!”
“How did you meet this fellow?” her husband asked, very concerned.
“Well,” she says, “we met by accident. I hit him with the car.”
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Marjorie really enjoyed sunbathing at the luxury hotel where she was staying, as it had a roof terrace. She enjoyed it so […]
A young man was shopping for a few items in the grocery store when he noticed an elderly lady following him around. […]
A man was riding on a roller coaster at a theme park and had an accident. The next thing he knows, he […]
