Over dinner one evening, a wife says to her husband, “I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me. He used really bad language. He even threatened me!”
“How did you meet this fellow?” her husband asked, very concerned.
“Well,” she says, “we met by accident. I hit him with the car.”
Being really frustrated with the mess that was made daily in the men’s restroom, the boss placed a sign directly above the […]
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the […]
One day I had a door to door salesman ring our door bell and he was selling of all things, burial plots […]
I was sitting on the terrace at a nudist colony the other week when I overheard the following discussion between two professors, […]
