Over dinner one evening, a wife says to her husband, “I met this horrible and rude man downtown this morning, and right away I knew he was a troublemaker. He started to insult me. He used really bad language. He even threatened me!”
“How did you meet this fellow?” her husband asked, very concerned.
“Well,” she says, “we met by accident. I hit him with the car.”
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An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas. Led by a grizzled local guide, they ascended one of […]
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An inventor goes along to the Patent Office with some of the latest designs that he has been working on, with a […]
