Murphy, who (at least in his own mind) was ever caring and sensitive to his wife’s needs, bought her a pair of rubber gloves for her birthday.
When he later asked her how she was getting on with them, she said, “They’re really very good Murphy. When you’ve got them on that is, to be sure”.
She then added, “Do ya know, you can even wash your hands without getting them wet!”
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