Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past them, loaded up with rolls of turf.
Seamus turned and said, “You know what Murphy, I’m gonna do that when I win the lottery”.
“What do you mean Seamus?” Murphy asked.
Seamus replied, “I’m going to send me lawn away to be mowed”.
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