Riding The Range

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixnio.com/people/male-men/cowboy-on-horse-grazingA cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians capture them, tie the cowboy up and take him back to their camp.

That night, the Indians have a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy.

The following morning, the Indian chief goes over to the cowboy, who is sitting next to his horse and tied to a tree, to tell him what they have decided to do with him.

The Indian chief tells the cowboy that the tribe decided he will get three wishes. He will get one wish a day for three days, and then on the fourth day he will be killed and his body left for the vultures to peck it.

On the first day, for his wish, the cowboy asks to talk to his horse.

The cowboy whispers something into the horses ear, and moments later, off goes the horse at full speed across the range.

An hour later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde woman on it.

The cowboy is rather puzzled, but takes the blonde woman and goes to a tent where he spends the rest of the day.

The Indians, surprised, look around at each other, and the chief just spits on the ground and says “typical white man!”.

The next day, the cowboy asks to talk to his horse again.

Just like the day before, having whispered in his horse’s ear, off bolts the horse across the range, galloping like the wind.

An hour or so later, the horse returns with a hot naked redheaded woman with long curly hair.

The cowboy, again rather puzzled by this, takes the redheaded woman into the tent, and the Indian chief says to the crowd of yong braves that have by this time gathered around, “typical white man!”.

On the third day, the cowboy yet again asks to talk to his horse.

This time, the cowboy grabs the horses ears and starts screaming from the top of his lungs: “I SAID POSSE YOU IDIOT!!!! NOT PUSSY!!!!!”


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