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Rich Widow

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Murphy married a rich widow, but it wasn’t long before their marriage tuened out to be a really unhappy one. Practically every day it was one argument after another with both of them starting them.

After a few months of marriage it seemed like their lives were nothing but arguments, Murphy’s life had become a living hell.

I’m sure a few of you reading this know what that experience is like. It wears you down doesn’t it.

Anyhow, one day after yet another huge argument, Murphy’s wife said to him, “If it wasn’t for my money, that new Mercedes wouldn’t be sitting in the driveway. If it wasn’t for my money, this house wouldn’t be here”.

Murphy mumbled back at her, “Yeah, if it wasn’t for your money, I wouldn’t be here either”.

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