An Irish woman of an advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice about reviving her husband’s libido.
“Have you thought about trying Viagra?” the doctor asked her.
“Not a chance”, she said to the doctor, “He won’t even take an aspirin.”
“That’s not a problem”, replied the doctor. “Just give him an Irish Viagra”.
“What the heck is that?” asked the old woman.
The doctor replied, “It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a weeks time to let me know how things went.”
So, the old woman went off, and it wasn’t a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, “Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T’was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!”
“Oh dear, really? What happened?” asked the doctor.
“Well”, the old lady said, and the doctor could kind of hear her trembling as she continued.
“I did as you advised and slipped the Viagra into his coffee. The effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”
“Oh my word” exclaimed the doctor, physically blushing down the phone at what he had just heard.
“But why was it so terrible?” he asked her. “‘Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn’t good?’
“Feckin jaysus”, the old woman exclaimed. “It was the best sex I’ve had in 25 years! But sure as I’m sittin here, I’ll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!”
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