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Retired Soldier Job Interview

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: retired soldier applied for a position at Marshall Space Center in Huntsville, Alabama and is offered a job interview.

The interviewer looks the man over and asks, “Have you been in the military?”

“Yes,” he says. “I served in the Army in Iraq for two years.”

The interviewer tells him, “Good. That will give you extra points towards employment”.

He then asks the man, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The veteran says, “Yes sir 100%. A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off.”

The interviewer tells the man, “Sorry to hear that, but the good news is that I can hire you right away. The hours are from 8:00am to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00am.”

The man is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8:00am to 4:00pm. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00am?”

“This is a government job,” the interviewer says. “For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls There’s no point in you coming in for that.”

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