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Three women are chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress.

As a result of their discussions, they all decided to come up with a plan to amaze their men.

They decided that night, all three would wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later, they all met up for lunch to share their experiences and how they had got on.

The engaged woman said:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my life. I love you.”

Then we made love all night long.

The mistress said:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman said:

I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night.

When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”


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