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Three women friends were chatting about their relationships. One woman was engaged, one was married and the third woman was a mistress.

As a result of their discussions and all having agreed that their relationships needed spicing up somewhat, they all decided to come up with a plan to amaze their men.

The three of them agreed that night, they would all three wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes and planned to meet up for lunch the following week to share their experiences and to tell the others how they had got on.

The engaged woman said:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.

He saw me and said, “You look amazing. You are the woman of my life. I love you”.

Then we made love all night long.

The mistress said:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.

When I opened the raincoat to show him what I was wearing, he didn’t say a word, but he threw me back on his desk and we had wild sex all night.

The married woman said:

Well, I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night.

When my husband came home I was in the living room, wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.

As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”


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