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Rednecks Drinking And Driving

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer after a few hours at their local watering hole.

Bubam who was the passenger, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!”

“Don’t worry, Bubba,” Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label, stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”

“What fer?” asked Bubba.

“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?” said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, they pulled the car to a stop.

The sheriff sauntered over to them, stuck his head in through the driver’s side window, and asked, “You boys been drinkin’?”

“No sir,” Earl said. “We’re on the patch.”

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