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Redneck Birth Control

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After having their 11th child, a redneck couple decided that they had enough children and it was time to do something about birth control.

So, the husband went to his doctor, who also treated mules, and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

The doctor instructed the man to go home, light a cherry bomb, put it into a beer can, and then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The redneck said, “I may not be the smartest guy on the block, but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can, and putting it next to my ear
is going to help me.”

The doctor assured the man that the procedure was guaranteed to work.

The man left the doctor’s office and when we arrived home, he lit a cherry bomb and put it into a beer can.

Then, he held the can up to his ear and began to count. “1, 2, 3, 4, 5.”

The man paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand……..

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