A young man walked into a flower shop. He looked around for a few minutes, then picked up a bunch of beautiful, red roses.
As he was paying for them, the florist winked at him and said “I hope these get you laid tonight”.
The young man quickly blushed and replied, “I hope not… they’re for my Mom!”
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