Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than A Penis

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ginnerobot/2703820132This is a list of reasons why cookie dough is better than a penis.

I can’t for the life of me think of why anyone would want to create a list like this, it’s like comparing apples and pears (except neither cookie dough or a penis counts as fruit).

But, since someone has created a list, and you are here reading this (God knows why), I thought that I have better put pen to paper (or in this case fingers to the keyboard) and let you read it.

  1. It’s enjoyable hard or soft.
  2. It makes a mess, too — but it tastes better.
  3. It doesn’t mind if you take your anger out on it.
  4. You always want to swallow.
  5. It won’t complain if you share it with friends.
  6. It’s “quick and convenient”.
  7. You can enjoy it more than once.
  8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
  9. You can make it as large as you want.
  10. If you don’t finish it, you can save it for later.
  11. It’s easier to get the kind you want.
  12. You can comparison-shop.
  13. You know what the extra weight is from.
  14. You can put it away when you’ve had enough.
  15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
  16. It won’t complain if you chew on it.
  17. It comes chocolate flavored.
  18. You always know when to get rid of it.
  19. You can return it — satisfaction is guaranteed.
  20. It’s always ready to go.
  21. You won’t get arrested if you eat it in public.
  22. You don’t have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
  23. It won’t wake you up because it’s hard.
  24. It won’t get jealous if you pick up another one.
  25. You can tell your friends how much you’ve eaten without sounding like you’re bragging.
  26. It is very pliable.
  27. It’s easy to pick up.
  28. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ginnerobot/2703820132

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