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Real Classified Ads That Didn’t Quite Work

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Here are some funny real classified ads that didn’t quite work!

We thought these were really funny and hope you do as well.

  • Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
  • For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is especially fond of children.
  • Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
  • Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
  • Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

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