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Reading The Bible

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A Christian father was reading the Bible to his young daughter before she went to bed one night.

He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis.

“In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, Let there be light. And God separated the light from the dark”.

“I know what happens next Daddy!” the little girl exclaimed excitedly.

“What happens next sweetie?” the little girl’s father asked, with a bit smile on his face.

The girl replied, “Well Daddy, God ended up with two loads of laundry”.


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