He was reading from the Old Testament and the first chapter of the Book of Genesis.
“In the beginning, the world was without form and void”, the father read. “And God said, ‘Let there be light.‘ And God separated the light from the dark.”
“I know what happens next!” the little girl exclaimed excitedly.
“What happens next?” asked the father, smiling.
The girl replied, “God did two loads of laundry.”
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