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Raking Leaves

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One Autumn day, Little Johnny and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.

Suddenly, Little Johnny finds an earthworm exiting its hole in the ground.

He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”

His grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”

So, Little Johnny runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

His grandfather hands Little Johnny five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.

Thirty minutes later his grandfather comes back out and hands Little Johnny another five dollars.

“Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.”

His grandfather replies, “I know. That’s from your grandma.”

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