Two drunk Irishmen are walking down a set of railway tracks.
Murphy calls out to his friend Patrick: “Jesus Christ Pat, I’ve never seen so many stairs in me life”.
Patrick answers: “F*ck that Murphy, it’s this low railing that’s killing me”.
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