One day, a young woman was driving along the highway when she was pulled over for speeding.
The New York State Trooper walked up to her car and flipped open his ticket book.
The woman rolled down her car window and said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball”.
The police officer looked puzzled, then replied, “New York State Troopers don’t have balls”.
There was a moment of silence as his face turned red.
He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
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