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Proud To Be A Golfer

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Are you proud to be a golfer? Well it’s time to stand proud, you noble swingers of golf clubs and losers of golf balls.

A recent study found that the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

This means that on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Kind of makes you proud.

I almost feel like a hybrid.


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