A man suffered a horrific accident and his private parts were badly injured.
He was rushed into hospital, where the doctor reassured him that modern medicine made it possible for his privates to be rebuilt.
Unfortunately, his health insurance policy didn’t cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic surgery.
The man was given three choices: small for $3,500, medium for $6,500 and large for $14,000.
The man was sure thqt he would want a medium or large, but the doctor suggested he discuss it with his wife privately, before a final decision was made.
The doctor left the room and while he was gone the man called his wife and told her their options.
When the doctor returned a short time later, he found the man looking very sad.
“Did you make a decision?” the doctor asked.
“Yes,” said the man. “My wife would like to remodel the kitchen.”
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