A newly married young couple love to play golf together. Neither of them have been playing like they want to lately. So they decide that it might be an idea if they took private golf lessons.
The husband is the first one to have a lesson.
After the instructor sees his swing, he moans loudly, “No no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard!”
“Well, what should I do?” the man asks.
“You need to hold the club gently,” the golf pro replied. “Hold the club just like you would hold your wife’s breast.”
So the man takes the advice that the instructor gave him, takes a swing, and KERPOW! He hits the ball and it flies almost 300 yards straight up the fairway.
The man is delighted, and goes back to his wife with the good news.
His wife can’t wait for her lesson, which just happens to be the very next day.
The golf pro watches the wife take her swing, and just as before he says, “No, no, no, you’re gripping the club way too hard.”
“What can I do?” asks the wife meekly.
“You need to hold the club gently, just like you would hold hold your husband’s willie”.
The wife listens very carefully to the instructor’s advice, then takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, landing about 15 feet from where she stood.
“That was great,” the instructor says with a straight face. “Now, take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you’re supposed to!”
Well, there’s proof that sometimes you can take advice too literally!
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