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Doctor Medical Ill Hospital Crazy Physician

I recently picked a new primary care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I will live to be 80?”

He asked,”Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?”

“Oh no,” I replied. “I’ve never done either.”

Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

I said “No, I’ve heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like when you are playing golf, sailing, ballooning or rock climbing?”

“No, I don’t,” I said.

He said, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, sexually fool around or do any other crazy things?”

“No Doctor”, I said. “I’ve never done anything crazy like that.”

He looked at me, puzzled and said, “Then why do you care if you live to be 80?”


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