President Bill Clinton was on a flight across the United States of America, and sat next to him was a Presbyterian minister.
Rather frustratingly, the plane was delayed for some time prior to take off due to some technical problems.
Just after taking off, the pilot offered his apologies to the passengers, and announced that a round of free drinks would be served.
A short while later, a charming flight attendant came around with the drinks trolley, and the President ordered a gin and tonic for himself.
The flight attendant then asked the minister whether he would like anything to drink.
He replied, “Oh no, thank you. I would rather commit adultery than drink alcohol”.
The President looked up, promptly handed back his gin and tonic to the flight attendant and said, “Madam, I didn’t know there was a choice.”
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