Mary was still in her teens when she ended up having to face her father and tell him that she was pregnant.
After she had given him the news, Mary’s mother asked her, “What did your father say when he learned you are pregnant?”
Mary answered, “Should I leave out the profanity?”
“Yes, of course!”, Mary’s mother replied.
“Nothing!”
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