Do you know the difference between a woman being pregnant or expecting? Here is a short funny story that might enlighten you somewhat.
“How does your wife like being pregnant?” Richie asked his friend Mike.
“Oh, my wife isn’t pregnant” Mike replied, “she’s expecting”.
“Expecting but not pregnant? I don’t get it”, Richie said, with a puzzled look on his face. “What’s the difference?” he asked.
“Well”, Mike explained, “it’s like this. She’s expecting me to cook dinner, she’s expecting me to do the housework, she’s expecting me to rub her feet…”
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