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Porsche 911 Turbo

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A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out of the car, a truck driver came speeding down the road, drifted across to the other side and completely tore off the driver’s door.

Fortunately, a police officer was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche 911 Turbo with his lights flashing.

Before the police officer had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the police officer shook his head in disbelief.

“I can’t believe how materialistic you lawyers are”, the police officer said, “You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life.”

“How can you say such a thing?” asked the lawyer.

The police officer replied, “Don’t you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!”

“OH, MY GOD!” screamed the lawyer. “My Rolex!”

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