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Polish Sausage

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A customer in the store asked a sales assistant, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?”

The clerk asked him, “Are you Polish?”

The man, who was clearly offended by this question, said to the sales assistant, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something”.

The man then proceeds with a number of questions:

  • If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
  • Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
  • Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
  • Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
  • Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?

The sales assistant, rather emparrassed by this list of questions, replied, “No, I probably wouldn’t”.

The man said, “Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I’m Polish?”

The sales assistant replied, “Because sir, you are in Home Depot.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage#/media/File:Kielbasa7.jpg

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