“I was married 3 times” explained Paddy to Seamus, a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again”.
After another long swig of his pint of Guinness, Paddy continued.
“My first 2 wives died of eating poisonous mushrooms, and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull.”
“That’s a shame.” said his new friend Seamus, “How did it happen?”
“She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”
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