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PMS is that wonderful thing women have which often results in men (and other women sometimes) having their heads chewed off.

Not literally of course, but it might as well be, knowing first hand how bad it can be to be on the receiving end of a PMS attack.

A while ago, some friends and I came up with a list of things that PMS might stand for. Well, other than the official medical term that is.

This is what we came up with:

  • Pass My Shotgun
  • Psychotic Mood Shift
  • Pack My Stuff
  • Permanent Menstrual Syndrome
  • Perpetual Munching Spree
  • Puffy Mid-Section
  • People Make Me Sick
  • Provide Me with Sweets
  • Pardon My Sobbing
  • Pimples May Surface
  • Pass My Sweatpants
  • Pissy Mood Syndrome
  • Plainly Men Suck

And the number one thing PMS Stands for……..

Who Cares? I’m not in the mood to play this sh*t anymore!!

Yeah, that was the wife’s contribution! We foolishly allowed her to join in…

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