An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and their wives were playing a round of golf on a windy day.
The Englishman’s wife stepped up to the tee and as she bent over to place her ball, a gust of wind blew her skirt up and revealed that she wasn’t wearing any underwear.
“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded. “You can’t go out in public not wearing any underwear, and certainly not playing golf! What’s the matter with you?”
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money these days for me to be able to afford any”, she replied.
The Englishman immediately reached into his pocket, pulled out his wallet and said, “For the sake of decency Mabel, here’s £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear”.
It was the turn of the Irishman’s wife next and as she bent over to set her ball on the tee, her skirt also blew up to show that she too was wearing no underwear.
“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no undies. Why not?”
She replied, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me Patrick”.
So, the Irishman reached into his pocket, pulled out his wallet and said, “For the sake of decency Siobhan, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”
Lastly, it was the turn of the Scotsman’s wife to play the hole and as she bent over, the wind also took her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, was naked under it.
“Sweet muddier of Jesus, Mildred! Where are yer drawers?”
She too explained to her husband, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any McDonald.”
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and said, “Well, fer the love ‘o Jesus, here’s a comb. Will yer tidy yerself up a bit”.
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