An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman and their wives are playing a round of golf on a windy day.
The Englishman’s wife steps up to the tee, and as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals that she isn’t wearing any underwear.
“Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any undies?” her husband demanded. “You can’t go out in public not wearing any underwear, and certainly not playing golf! What’s the matter with you?”
“Well, you don’t give me enough housekeeping money these days for me to be able to afford any”, she replies.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet and says, “For the sake of decency Mabel, here’s £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear”.
It’s the turn of the Irishman’s wife next, and as she bends over to set her ball on the tee, her skirt also blows up to show that she too is wearing no underwear.
“Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You’ve no undies. Why not?”
She replies, “I can’t afford any on the money you give me Patrick”.
So, the Irishman reaches into his pocket, pulls out his wallet and says, “For the sake of decency Siobhan, here’s £10. Go and buy yourself some underwear!”
Lastly, it’s the turn of the Scotsman’s wife to play the hole, and as she bends over, the wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.
“Sweet muddier of Jesus, Mildred! Where are yer drawers?”
She too explains to her husband, “You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any McDonald.”
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, “Well, fer the love ‘o Jesus, here’s a comb. Will yer tidy yerself up a bit”.
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