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Playing A Round Of Golf

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Here is a great collection of quips about playing a round of golf. If you are an experienced golfer, you will almost certainly relate to a few of these, if not most or even all of them.

Golf is just like this, a game of skill that very often turns into a game of chance, but one that also can be an expensive hobby but be a great excuse for avoiding chores at home.

Ok, so how many of these can you relate to?

Golf balls are like eggs. They are white, they are sold by the dozen and a week later you have to buy more.

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of professional golfer to buy anything in there.

It’s amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks and rake his sand traps.

When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it’s a lot easier to get up at 6am to play golf than at 10am to mow the yard?

Golf is by far the ultimate love / hate relationship. Sometimes it seems as though your cup runneth and moveth over.

It takes longer to learn good golf than it does brain surgery. On the other hand, you seldom get to ride around on a cart, drink beer eat hot dogs and fart while performing brain surgery.

A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped many a golfer from giving up the game.

Water hazards are no walk in the park for fish, turtles, frogs or gators either.

Golf is the perfect thing to do on Sunday because you always end up praying a lot.

A good golf partner is one who’s always slightly worse than you.

That rake by the sand trap is there for golfers who feel guilty about skipping out on lawn work.

If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life at the time.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight.

You probably wouldn’t look good in a Green Jacket anyway! A sweatshirt will do just fine!

The 19th hole is where you celebrate your victories or drown your sorrows and vow to do better next week.

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