A blonde woman went into a pizza restaurant, looked at the menu and ordered a medium pizza.
When the waiter brought her pizza to the table, he asked her how many pieces she wouldd like to have it cut into, six or twelve.
“Oh, goodness, six please”, said the blonde woman, “I don’t think I could ever eat twelve slices!”
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