A woman had an appointment with her doctor for a physical examination.
The doctor asked her to take her clothes off and while he was examining her, he noticed that she had mark like a big red “H” on her chest.
The doctor said to her, “That mark is really strange. How did you get that red H on your chest?”
The woman replied, “Oh that mark. I have had that for ages, my husband went to Harvard and he loves the school so much that he never takes his college sweater off, not even when we make love”.
Several days later, another woman came into the doctor’s office for her physical examination.
The woman got undressed and while he was examining her, the doctor noticed that she had a mark like a big “M” on her chest.
Not wanting to appear stupid, the doctor pointed out the mark on her chest and asked her if her boyfriend went to Michigan.
The woman replies, “I don’t know what you are talking about, but my girlfriend went to Wisconsin”.
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