A man went into a pharmacy and asked if he could talk to a male pharmacist.
The woman at the counter said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no men employed there.
She then asked the man if there was something she could help him with.
The man went all red and in a very embarrassed and quiet voice he said, “this is really embarrassing for me to say, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering if there is anything you could give me for it?”
The pharmacist replied, “Just a minute sir, I need to go and discuss this with my sister”.
When she returned a few minutes later, she said, “The best we can do is a third ownership in the pharmacy and three thousand dollars a month in living expenses”.
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