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Penguin On Vacation

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A penguin was on vacation and driving through Arizona when he noticed that the oil pressure light had come on.

He got out of the car to look and sadly he saw oil dripping out of the engine.

So he drove to the nearest town and stopped at the first gas station to see if he could get the car repaired.

After dropping the car off, the penguin went for a walk around the town.

He saw an ice cream shop and being a penguin in Arizona, decided that something cold would really hit the spot, especially after such a frustrating day.

He ordered a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sat down to eat.

Having no hands, he made a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers and as you might guess, he got covered in the stuff. Truth be known, it looked like he had managed toget more of the ice cream down his front than he got inside him.

After finishing his ice cream, the penguin went back to the gas station and asked the mechanic if he had found the problem.

The mechanic looked up and said to the penguin, “It looks like you blew a seal”.

“No, no”, the Penguin replied, going red, “it’s ice cream!”

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