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Penguin On Vacation

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A penguin is on vacation and driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on.

He gets out to look and sadly he sees oil dripping out of the engine.

So he drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station to get the car repaired.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around the town.

He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot, especially after such a frustrating day.

He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat.

Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers, and as you might guess, he gets covered in the stuff.

After finishing his ice cream, the penguin goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he has found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal”.

“No, no”, the Penguin replies, “it’s ice cream!”

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