“Last night my wife caught a Peeping Tom looking in through the bedroom window”, I said to my friend Bill, “and she got so mad she would have killed him if I hadn’t stopped her”.
“He must have made her very angry, all that peeking at her”, Bill replied, “I can’t imagine what my missus would have done if that happened to her”.
“No, that’s not what made her so mad”, I said.
“It’s not?” Bill questioned.
“No Bill, it was when he reached in the window and closed the curtains that she got mad”.
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