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Peel And Win

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Mary Lou went into a coffee shop and noticed there was a “peel and win” sticker on her coffee cup.

Like any other blonde she can’t resist the chance to enter a competition and win a prize, so she peeled it off and then started jumping up and down and screaming out in a high pitched hysterical voice:

“I’ve won a motor-home!”
“I’ve won a motor-home!”

The waitress went over to her and said, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize that you can win is a free Lunch”.

But Mary Lou kept on screaming hysterically and jumping up and down:

“I’ve won a motor-home!
“I’ve won a motor-home!”

Finally, the manager went over to her and said, “Mary Lou, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken. You couldn’t have possibly won a motor-home because we didn’t have that as a prize”.

Mary Lou said, “No, it’s not a mistake. I’ve won a motor-home!”

With that, she handed the ticket to the manager and he read…

“W I N A B A G E L”


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